what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
I doubt I’ll get any.
bring it on.
Screw the next hour, I’ll do this all day.
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
I was cracking up on the train reading this. SO GOOD. :D
oh my GOD I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard ever
i dont think i’ve ever cried laughing at a tumblr post before, omg :’D